If you ever going to sleep with a rockstar...

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP WITH A ROCKSTAR, THIS IS HOW YOU CHOOSE WICH ONE.

The drummer - Fast and definitely the one in best condition. He will last all night but he can be heavy-handed. He might come up with a new beat by spanking you...

The Lead guitarist - Because he is the one who write all the songs, he is also the busy one and hard to catch. While you're sleeping with him he's thinking about a new riff and probably won't remember your name afterwards. Forget any cuddling afterwards, he'll run to his guitar faster than you learn how to take an "A".

The Bassist
- This is the one you can have a relationship with if you want. He is the one who does'nt need so much practise with the band and he's also probably the most mature of the guys. In bed he's slow and gentle, but maybe boring. Try catching a good bass-player who does'nt use a pick.. (You can figure out the rest...)

The Rythm Guitarist - Here you have a gut that needs to boost his ego. Therefore, he often sleeps with a lot of girls and might not be very concerned for your needs. BUT! He knows what he's doing (after all the practise) and if you are a little bit different than all the other girls - You'll probably get married.

The singer - There is two very different types of singers. It depends on the lyrics - you have the poetic one, and the egocentric one.
The poetic guy is probably deep. That means long, extended sex with lots of sweet-talk. It's time to leave when he starts to talk about things that make you feel sick or gives you a headache.
The egocentric one is the guy who sings but never write his own songs. Here you have a snob who rather looks at his biceps than your boobs while repatedly asking if he is the best one you've ever been with. Bend over, close your eyes and think about the bassist instead.

/Emmelie ♥

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